A BOWL of LIFESAVERS!
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say: ' Red...............cherry' 'Yellow...........lemon' 'Green............lime' 'Orange.........orange'
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' he said, 'I'll give you all a clue; It is what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
'Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!
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